One of the TG Daily interns uncovered a dusty box partially burned and damaged which chronicled TG’s time on Catskill’s Mountains. Below are some of the lost archives;
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The shadow lords faction led by the Commanding Lord Malice and Ratliff stand among various unidentified TG minions snap a photo after slaying Minax led by Xhiled from Humanity in a base defense.
Wolfgang joins “blue fag pvper ” Lost Cause for some power hour fun near TG Village.
These two True Britain members of the order of the griffon fall one after the next trying to double team TG Role-player Naptha Blackfist. Naptha posed for the picture after removing his cap to brush his hair and fixing his surcoat!
Random shot of the old bounty board the notorious RR known to crush peoples heads with a magic hammer and consume only pizza and coca cola which he had smuggled from earth through the red moongates run by the gargoyle underground.
The incredibly fleet of foot Belgarath was slain by a solo Max Powers. Max’s most proud kill was captured in this archive.
Malice’s staged picture trying to look tough while showing his perma red status. He later received a reprieve. The fraudulent part of the photo is the leather armor which was not used and it was clear that malice did not spend much time inside this guild meeting room due to it being clean and free of debris!
The old TG Forge being threatened by one of the Catskills local’s.
The Sheriff of Skara Brae takes out the trash. The self proclaimed best pvper on catskills HARDCORE is killed one v one in the dungeon Khaldun in a flurry of mind blasts.
Two members of the MEGA Gank squad “COP” chase Malice and Kenshin Shonen into a gate. Four COP are slain by a combination of magical spells and war horse rage! Malice proudly dons the black hat of WEREWOLF ( the COP equivalent of a leprechaun) and snaps a pic.
Neobahamut killed 1v1 by Malice. Look at the number of blessed runebooks and the silly outfit! The valorite robes and leather armor really hurt the sense of Team pride generated by guild colors! Glad this is a thing of the past.
Lastly many of these ranking shots were taken but only this one was legible. Usually number two or three in the ranking TG somehow was able to capture #1 and this record thankfully was saved in the archives…..
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