TG KIll em All!

“[00:10] Bob Marley- a lotof haters on this shard, i figured you would be the type to just do their own thing and chill though”

Definition of MALICE
1
: desire to cause pain, injury, or distress to another
2
: intent to commit an unlawful act or cause harm without legal justification or excuse

Malice does not “Chill” especially when members of the united federation of disgruntled  lock pickers(https://terrorguard.wordpress.com/2012/03/14/the-united-federation-of-disgruntled-lock-pickers-ft-11/ ) set foot inside the Terathan Keep. These metro-sexual, nightmare riding, neon blessed abominations would regret the day they set foot into TG’s Territory on this night.

Malice who was questing for fame, gold and player combat inside the Tera Keep took notice of screams from a fallen nubis inside the Balron room. It occurred to Mal at this moment rule #22.

know your way out

Malice checked his escape route  and went to see who was messing with the lock pickers inside the Balron lair… and what he saw was  disgusting.

These members of UhhhhH completely fueled on the treasure from their years of lock picking  including invise items, teleport rings, and unusually colorful underpants had turned on their own kind a fellow lock picker!?

Cannibalism! Rule #17 Don’t be a Hero.

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Well that was enough of that, Malice went to the one place the dirty nightmare riding, insecure, effeminate, cannibalistic,  locking picking murderers couldn’t follow… town.

dextah mahgan n huck finn

Malice removed the heads of these two flamers making sure to double tap them first with his halberd.

Malice_2-10_04.06-board

The quest for gold seemed to have been accomplished as the poor warrior greatly increased his income.

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Malice had doubled his wealth by two thirds lets hope this time he doesn’t spend it all on ale and magical potions!

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An exceedingly accurate halberd of vanquishing, and a surpassingly accurate halberd of vanquishing were both collected.  In addition Malice recovered various magical items of   lock-picker origin which smelled like European hand cream…

[05:31] * Ohm (~Ohm@76.73.151.100) Quit (Quit)

One response

  1. Andrax

    Sexcellent Story >:]

    February 10, 2013 at 4:03 pm

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